June 30, 2005
fourteen(ish)-pound fattypants born
A giant baby was born to two normal sized parents in Wisconsin last Friday. The Big Enchilada, a girl whose real name is Delaney, weighed 13 pounds, 12 ounces at birth. According to a maternity ward nurse: "It was ready for a steak...It had quite an appetite." (Damn those gender-neutral caps and blankies.) Mommy got a C-section, so we can all stop imagining the wreckage.
in birth
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Was this woman tested for gestational diabetes?
comment by mugbug at August 16, 2005 7:58 AM
The mother drank 3 tall glasses of milk with each meal (or, was it each dinner?). There are a lot of growth hormones in milk--that'll do the trick if you want to produce a giant baby!
comment by Mike at June 3, 2007 6:03 PM
